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Old Androids Never Die, They Just Have A Few Screws Loose


November 5, 2018

So my work email keeps getting these spam mails from "itself," claiming that some "hacker" has compromised my system and has pictures of me jacking off to robot porn that they're going to send to everyone on my contact list if I don't pay them some random amount of bitcoin.

#1, anyone can fake a email source but it takes a special kind of stupid to do that and not clean up your mail headers. I see you over there in Pakistan, dickhead.

#2, EVERYONE already knows I jack off to robot porn.

#3, Bitcoin, really? how old-fashioned. Don't you know Unobtainium is the new hotness?

Sheesh. Stupid fucking script-kiddies are almost as bad as trumpies.

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